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[incelligent]

I've got a question.

CONFIRM/DENY:

Horny (adj.) The state of having or possessing horns, somewhere on the person of someone or something.
Example: That big ol' rhinocerous right there? He's one horny guy.

P.S. Horn (n.) Not to be mistaken for a horned instrument. Think 👿 not 🎺
P.P.S. A rhinocerous or "rhino" for short is a mammal with thick skin and ivory tusks (horns) found in specific regions of my home world. For those of you who may not know what they are, here's a picture for reference. See what I mean? Big horny guys!

[*This post is open for anyone and all voicetesting! Take it as an old Meadowlark network post with the simon.laurent handle, or anywhere on the interdimensional interwebs. Love you all! Hope you're staying safe.]

Comments

[unkindled_madness]

Unfortunately, that isn't its common usage.

[incelligent]

Huh? But that's just stupid.

[...SWEATS NERVOUSLY]

What else could it possibly mean?

[unkindled_madness]

...you really don't know?

[How old is this person??]

un: AsmoBaby

[ilovebutts]

Is this a message to the world to say horny guys make you horny?
How bold of you! ❤️
Sometimes I have horns... does that excite you?

[incelligent]

Um, no? What would other guys havin' horns have to do with horns growin' outta my own head? I don't have any.

And uh, I guess they're kinda cool.

[Simon, NO-]

How big are they?

[lifetothefullest]

Did something prompt this question?

[What is the story here. There must be one.]

[incelligent]

[sc REAMS]







uh huh

[lifetothefullest]

What happened?

[Is he asking for context so he can be helpful? Yes. He is also asking because he wants to hear whatever the ridiculous story might be? Also yes.]

[antihistamine]

omg
what is this

[ like, thirty seconds later: ]

have u heard of zords??

[incelligent]

Huh? Oh, yeah!

[Finally, someone who speaks his language. Or so he thinks.]

Zords = Zebra overlords, Train Car #4627. Standard null garbage. They talk and wear silly hats n' stuff.

I take it you're a passenger, too? Boy, howdy! Hiya. I was beginning to think I would never see another one of you.

What's your number?

[FOR REFERENCE... HE DOESN'T MEAN HER CELL, HE MEANS THIS]

[antihistamine]

wtf

[ ??? ]


if this is some weirdo pua trick
it's weird!!!!
and won't work hth

@ren.amamiya

[variate]

You can always be both.

[incelligent]

But having horns is being horny! That's just one definition!

[rest in pieces, slimon lerat]

Right?

[variate]

Can you be horny while horny?

[ serious question ]

[mrfuckwit]

i can't believe you're asking people this

_{[ ngl, he feels kind of, um, bad, for not saying anything. ]}

did you find out yet?

[incelligent]

Why?

I think it's a good idea to poll opinions from people in different multiverses! Maybe it has a different meaning in each one! I'm just maxin' out all my options here, okay!

Testin' all the different hypotheses.

[Look... who is ignoring... answering that second part.

He's holding out hope.]

It's just... Good science. Reliable research!

[mrfuckwit]

well
it means when someone is aroused
sexually aroused

_{[ why did he respond to this message to quickly.. why did he have to clarify what kind of aroused.. anyway ]}

sorry
wasn't sure how you'd feel knowing you've been calling me "big aroused" this whole time
haha

[ishotyouuu]

not gonna click that link, sry kid

dont want anything from furaffinity.net 2 be on my history kthx

[Why is it not surprising you even know what that is, Wade.]

[incelligent]

Why would the link have anything to do with fur?

[doesnotcumpute]

Everybody knows that rhinos aren't furry.

At least, everybody who knows what a rhino is.

[ishotyouuu]

listen u mention horny rhinos and theres only two ways people can interpret that

and i guarantee u that 70% of the time their minds are going straight in the gutter

just how that kind of thing works in this age of the internet

[armd]

Your point?

You're not wrong, but nobody would assume you were talking about rhinos/instrument horns if you told them you were a 'big horny guy' out of nowhere

[incelligent]

L LOOK I JUST

[alskdfjaslf]

Didn't know about the other meaning, okay!

[He hates that this is so universal.]

I was trying to see if this was the predominant definition anywhere else...

[Simon has been Defeated.]

But it looks like my hypotheses were incorrect.

[armd]

Wow. I feel sorry for the person who received the original message

How didn't you know about the other meaning?? Are you 12

[eschewings]

Oh, oh, young master, that's an excellent question! I think you're absolutely right... anyone would describe a mammal with large, upright tusks as horny. There's no doubt about that.

CELEN IM CR YING

[incelligent]

Master?

[Oh... Oh he likes the sound of that- No!]

Finally! Someone with an idea I can get behind.

Err, who're you?