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[incelligent]

I've got a question.

CONFIRM/DENY:

Horny (adj.) The state of having or possessing horns, somewhere on the person of someone or something.
Example: That big ol' rhinocerous right there? He's one horny guy.

P.S. Horn (n.) Not to be mistaken for a horned instrument. Think 👿 not 🎺
P.P.S. A rhinocerous or "rhino" for short is a mammal with thick skin and ivory tusks (horns) found in specific regions of my home world. For those of you who may not know what they are, here's a picture for reference. See what I mean? Big horny guys!

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Comments

[incelligent]

Smash stuff.

[hEY]

Y'know, like at the junkyard? My aim could use some work anyway.

Without daily practice runs, I've gotta admit! I'm gettin' rusty.

[mrfuckwit]

<sub>[ Gross. This sounds like (again) this guy is trying really hard to be his friend. Okay, well. A closer friend. Akira would label him as.. a friend. A friend at a distance. He's shown Akira kindness when he didn't want anything to do with humans any longer, so. Not that it's Simon exactly that makes his nose curl. It's just the idea of bonding with another person again. Someone he could lose or someone who could betray him.

But it's smashing stuff. It sounds fun. He loves being rowdy. ]</sub>

bet i can smash more stuff than you can

_{[ Cause just accepting the offer makes him sound too trusting when he doesn't completely trust this guy yet. A challenge instead accepts the offer and makes him sound strong. ]}

[incelligent]

Oh? You're on.

Meetcha there at five.

um action

[mrfuckwit]

<sub>[ So there isn't a reply. That's fine. Akira is feeling pretty pumped about this, though. He hadn't ever thought to relentlessly smash heh to let out some of that bitter energy that only seeps to the surface when he wants an attitude with someone. He even goes for a run beforehand.

Akira doesn't have his supernatural strength anymore, but he still takes to parkouring rather well, bounding over and on architecture like it was nothing. He knows the junkyard Simon is talking about. It's probably the big one. And so.. he arrives, and he arrives five minutes early.

Whenever he sees that blond hair that sticks out like a dandelion in a field, he calls out to him. ]</sub>

Yo!

_{[ And the sleeves are starting to get rolled up as he advances towards the other teen.
Maybe he could trust this person if he really tried. Being alone all the time was starting to get so old. ]}

[incelligent]

[Simon, ironically, is already there. After receiving no response from Akira, he assumed that the other just wasn't coming. He may or may not have thrown a little hissy fit about it earlier, but in time he beat it out by smashing whatever scrap metal he's found to be a particular challenge.]

Heh-ha! Take that, Scum of Catreguarde.

[...Is he LARPING?

Simon raises a spiked club (that, let's be real, he probably procured from Wade or Nate):]

You have been vanquished by the mighty Lord of Esmoro-

[He's LARPING.

"Yo."

Simon immediately perks up.]

Akira? Oh.

[His expression becomes sheepish immediately, and he lowers his weapon.]

I didn't think you were coming.