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[incelligent]

I've got a question.

CONFIRM/DENY:

Horny (adj.) The state of having or possessing horns, somewhere on the person of someone or something.
Example: That big ol' rhinocerous right there? He's one horny guy.

P.S. Horn (n.) Not to be mistaken for a horned instrument. Think 👿 not 🎺
P.P.S. A rhinocerous or "rhino" for short is a mammal with thick skin and ivory tusks (horns) found in specific regions of my home world. For those of you who may not know what they are, here's a picture for reference. See what I mean? Big horny guys!

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[incelligent]

I already did.

[And it almost killed me the first time.]

It took me so long, too.

[unkindled_madness]

I meant to this place, and its rules.

[incelligent]

How's that workin' out for ya?

[Not entirely bitter! He's genuinely curious.

This person has been kind so far, reasonable. He seems to hold some similar world views, though these are all assumptions.]

[unkindled_madness]

[He'd probably laugh at being called kind.

But uh. To answer that question...... he's going to be vague, because he's currently homeless and unemployed, so he can't say it's been working out well so far.]

I haven't been here long.

It's a significant change in circumstances, but I'll manage.

pretend the reply from before was in the text font aSDKFJ RIP

[incelligent]

Yeah, but are you happy?

With how things are.

already done o/

[unkindled_madness]

Why should I be?

[Wow what does happiness have to do with anything.]

Re: already done o/

[incelligent]

Life's a lot less of a drag when you are.

[Oh no.]

[unkindled_madness]

There are more important things.

[incelligent]

Well, yeah. Survival! But

[Oof.]

Even that's not the greatest when you aren't feelin' too good.

[unkindled_madness]

[He keeps going back to that for some reason......]

If you need cheering up, I'm the last person to talk to.

[incelligent]

Sounds like you're the one who could use a little sunshine, my guy.

☀️☀️☀️

☺️

[unkindled_madness]

[what.]

I'm fine.

[incelligent]

'Kay! If you say so.

[unkindled_madness]

I do.

You shouldn't assume others share your needs.

[incelligent]

[That ruffles his feathers but then again, what doesn't.]

But everybody has them!

Needs, I mean.

[Even if they may not all be the same.]

[unkindled_madness]

Of course.

If I didn't I don't think I could call myself mortal.

[incelligent]

Well, what's one of yours?

[...Because not wanting to be happy just sounds bonkers to him.]

And don't say food or water, 'cause everybody needs those.

I'm askin' about you.

[unkindled_madness]

[No fair, Simon. Food and water should be legitimate answers. Some aliens don't need these things!

He thinks for a moment before deciding he's willing to answer:]

Autonomy.

[incelligent]

That's a big one.

Noted.

[unkindled_madness]

Not everyone would agree, apparently.

[Which has been an annoyance recently.]

[incelligent]

Yeah, well, those people are bonkers.

[unkindled_madness]

[That... actually almost makes him laugh.]

Well put.

[incelligent]

Why would you not want to have free will?

That's power.

[Over yourself, at least.]

[unkindled_madness]

I would agree.

Some people lead a charmed life, I suppose.

[incelligent]

Charmed? There's nothing charmed about bein' a slave to someone else.