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I've got a question.

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Horny (adj.) The state of having or possessing horns, somewhere on the person of someone or something.
Example: That big ol' rhinocerous right there? He's one horny guy.

P.S. Horn (n.) Not to be mistaken for a horned instrument. Think 👿 not 🎺
P.P.S. A rhinocerous or "rhino" for short is a mammal with thick skin and ivory tusks (horns) found in specific regions of my home world. For those of you who may not know what they are, here's a picture for reference. See what I mean? Big horny guys!

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But to be okay with yourself, y... you

[Oof. Is this a breakthrough? This might actually be a breakthrough.]

You have to be a good person. And! I am a good person. I know that! I'm doing somethin' important, to help other people, other kids who were lost like me...

[But then why is being alone, really being alone, without Grace or the Apex-]

But I guess, sometimes, in my heart like I said before...

It just doesn't feel that way.

But that's stupid. Like, seriously.

It can't be true.

[Honestly it's more self-awareness than a whole lot of people Lance talks to have.]

Even the best people aren't 'good' all the time, and being a 'good person' is a very broad category. It isn't the same for everyone, and good people can still do things they aren't proud of. In fact, most do, at least occasionally.

If sometimes you don't feel like a good person, it's okay to really think about and consider why that is. If it's something you think you've done wrong then you can fix it, and if it's just your brain playing tricks on you then you can learn to recognize that.

But if there are things about yourself that truly make you unhappy with who you are, that doesn't make you a bad person. It just means you're still improving, and that you care to improve means a lot in itself.

I just wanna stop feeling sad.

You will. Who we are and how we feel are works in progress, and for better or worse we don't stay the same forever.

[But this is also something he may be able to help more specifically with, and so he has to ask--]

What makes you the most sad? Right now, anyway.

[They talked about the loneliness and if that's the answer he won't be surprised, but he also won't be surprised if that's masking a different problem.]

Making new friends is so hard!

[he sounds 10 but um,,, considering like

the series of unfortunate events that were simon's life-]

Most of the people I know are just stickin' around because they feel sorry for me.

I'm fine! I'm not just some weird little kid, I

I swear, I can be good at things.

[All the wrong things, unfortunately.

In all fairness, a part of that is how he survived for this long.]

[Okay so that's like three separate issues all shoved in there together.]

Making new friends is really hard. I was so bad at it as a teenager and I'm really not that much better at it now, so it's not just you, if that makes you feel any better.

[Sometimes hearing an adult sucks just as bad as you do at something is depressing, but sometimes it's validating. He's not totally sure which it'll be in this case, but it's the best new approach he's got, since he's been over most of his usual advice for this subject already.]

But you do get better at it with time, and I've found out that people rarely actually stick around out of pity. It's easy to believe that they do, but that's almost always not the case.

I'm sure you can be--and are--good at things. You're clearly good at your hobbies, and at articulating how you feel; the latter skill is a lot more unusual than you might expect.

Really?

[Simon is perhaps a little too good at articulating how he feels. He really should get better at listening. Hearing that from Lance sounds comforting, though a tad unbelievable. He is kind and non-threatening, helpful.

In no way as selfish.]

I just wish I was better at things that were cooler.

And, I guess I am, but it doesn't really matter here.

Which part, being bad at making friends? Yeah, very true.

[Depressingly, almost pathetically true.]

Cooler in what sense?

Just because your skills might not be as flashy as some of the ones other people here have doesn't mean they don't matter.

[He meant the good at communication thing, but, yeah that works too-]

I know.

It's just that... Everyone always seems to prefer the flashy stuff.

Yeah, but half the people here would probably also be entertained by jingling keys.

[So, you know. Who cares.]

Why jingle a buncha keys when you could rub two knives together?

[SIMON]

Provided that, y'know, you don't blunt 'em too much.

I wouldn't really trust any of the people I'm talking about to be anywhere near knives. Better to just stick with the keys, or like, maybe some brightly colored tinsel.

When it comes to handlin' sharp pointy things, you really gotta take proper precautions. You don't wanna poke an eye out and end up like Lucy.

[...Ah, right. Lance wouldn't know who that is.]

She's fine. She can still see with um... One of her eyes.

Yeah I think I just won't take any chances.

[He's had so many injuries it's honestly a wonder none of them have led to disfigurement at this point. Losing an eye sounds like the legit worst though.]

Makes sense.

You don't seem like the type.

[He isn't offended, but he has to ask--]

What do you mean?

You don't seem like you'd get a kick out of fightin' people or punchin' things.

Oh. Yeah, that's pretty accurate.

Haha! I knew I'd be right about that one.

[stupid smug little bitch]

[He won't directly call out that smugness, but--]

If I were giving off the opposite impression I'd have to seriously reconsider my behavior.

Well look at you, Mr. Prim and Proper.

Who're you tryin' to impress anyway?

Who says I'm trying to impress anyone? I'm pretty sure 'doesn't like fighting' isn't very impressive.

It feels very goody two shoes.

Either that or you're just some kinda lazy slacker guy.

[...Which.

Come to think of it could actually be true. Lance does seem very Over It when it comes to uh. Just about everything.]

Quick question- Would you rather hop on a spaceship and explore a new planet or sit on the couch and watch a movie you've seen ten thousand times?

[SIMON... THOSE ARE MARKEDLY DIFFERENT SCENARIOS]

The movie's one you like. Let's say it's your favorite.

[Well this has taken a hilarious turn and he considers playing along, but instead decides to ask--]

Did I ever tell you what my job is?

No.

[And for some reason, Simon has never thought to question that.

Talking to Lance was just so easy, natural, and soothing.

That doesn't happen very often.]

Are you, like, an accountant or somethin'?

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CHRIST CW???? UM??? I DONT EVEN KNOW

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