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[incelligent]

I've got a question.

CONFIRM/DENY:

Horny (adj.) The state of having or possessing horns, somewhere on the person of someone or something.
Example: That big ol' rhinocerous right there? He's one horny guy.

P.S. Horn (n.) Not to be mistaken for a horned instrument. Think 👿 not 🎺
P.P.S. A rhinocerous or "rhino" for short is a mammal with thick skin and ivory tusks (horns) found in specific regions of my home world. For those of you who may not know what they are, here's a picture for reference. See what I mean? Big horny guys!

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[eschewings]

Oh, no! I think we've run into a misunderstanding... Sorry, sorry! It's how you'd address your close friends back home. My real older brother I call Da-ge, even though his actual name is Nie Mingjue.

How would people address each other where you're from? Back home, you'd call everyone by their clan names, and I'm a Nie. So people would call me Young Master Nie, and my friends Nie-xiong or Brother Nie. But Huaisang is my courtesy name, which can be used by those very close to me... like Da-ge.

Ahhh, this must be very confusing...

[incelligent]

Oh! Sorry, uh, I didn't know that.

[Simon may be a selfish piece of shit, but he actually does enjoy learning about other cultures.]

So... It's like callin' someone a friend, basically?