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[incelligent]

I've got a question.

CONFIRM/DENY:

Horny (adj.) The state of having or possessing horns, somewhere on the person of someone or something.
Example: That big ol' rhinocerous right there? He's one horny guy.

P.S. Horn (n.) Not to be mistaken for a horned instrument. Think 👿 not 🎺
P.P.S. A rhinocerous or "rhino" for short is a mammal with thick skin and ivory tusks (horns) found in specific regions of my home world. For those of you who may not know what they are, here's a picture for reference. See what I mean? Big horny guys!

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Comments

[incelligent]

I guess I'll have to take your word for it.

[Until some poor sap falls in love with him.

If he keeps going at this rate, it will never happen.

He'll die first.]

I thought the best kinds of relationships were supposed to feel easy.

I know, I know! Of course you've gotta be there for the other person through thick and thin, but that's the whole point. You should be able to count on 'em no matter what.

Right?

[It sounds innocent enough.]

[lifetothefullest]

Yeah, but that kind of trust doesn't come out of nowhere; you have to build it. After that is when you get to have the easy part, as long as that trust remains.

[And that's the tricky part, sometimes.]