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incelligent) wrote2021-02-22 08:50 pm
incelligent) wrote2021-02-22 08:50 pm
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SHITPOSTx20; OPEN
I've got a question.
CONFIRM/DENY:
Horny (adj.) The state of having or possessing horns, somewhere on the person of someone or something.
Example: That big ol' rhinocerous right there? He's one horny guy.
P.S. Horn (n.) Not to be mistaken for a horned instrument. Think 👿 not 🎺
P.P.S. A rhinocerous or "rhino" for short is a mammal with thick skin and ivory tusks (horns) found in specific regions of my home world. For those of you who may not know what they are, here's a picture for reference. See what I mean? Big horny guys!
[*This post is open for anyone and all voicetesting! Take it as an old Meadowlark network post with the simon.laurent handle, or anywhere on the interdimensional interwebs. Love you all! Hope you're staying safe.]
CONFIRM/DENY:
Horny (adj.) The state of having or possessing horns, somewhere on the person of someone or something.
Example: That big ol' rhinocerous right there? He's one horny guy.
P.S. Horn (n.) Not to be mistaken for a horned instrument. Think 👿 not 🎺
P.P.S. A rhinocerous or "rhino" for short is a mammal with thick skin and ivory tusks (horns) found in specific regions of my home world. For those of you who may not know what they are, here's a picture for reference. See what I mean? Big horny guys!
[*This post is open for anyone and all voicetesting! Take it as an old Meadowlark network post with the simon.laurent handle, or anywhere on the interdimensional interwebs. Love you all! Hope you're staying safe.]
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You're not wrong, but nobody would assume you were talking about rhinos/instrument horns if you told them you were a 'big horny guy' out of nowhere
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Didn't know about the other meaning, okay!
[He hates that this is so universal.]
I was trying to see if this was the predominant definition anywhere else...
[Simon has been Defeated.]
But it looks like my hypotheses were incorrect.
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How didn't you know about the other meaning?? Are you 12
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[...And this hurts to admit, because he hates it.
Because it is one of the very many inklings that his isolation on the train was not a gift or the path of a chosen hero, but something that may have broken him.
No. That's ridiculous. He refuses to accept-]
I got stuck somewhere crazy when I was ten.
It was just me and my friend, and we... Were on our own for most of it.
There are others now, but.
[He'd like to boast about the Apex, and he would most times, but god.
This leaves him feeling small.]
They're younger.
We take care of them.
[It sounds noble, the way he describes it. In all fairness, Simon doesn't have any inkling that what he and Grace are doing is wrong. Yet.]
So they aren't on their own like we were.
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ASDLFKAJSDKJSDFK HOW I LAUGHED AT THIS