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[incelligent]

I've got a question.

CONFIRM/DENY:

Horny (adj.) The state of having or possessing horns, somewhere on the person of someone or something.
Example: That big ol' rhinocerous right there? He's one horny guy.

P.S. Horn (n.) Not to be mistaken for a horned instrument. Think 👿 not 🎺
P.P.S. A rhinocerous or "rhino" for short is a mammal with thick skin and ivory tusks (horns) found in specific regions of my home world. For those of you who may not know what they are, here's a picture for reference. See what I mean? Big horny guys!

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Comments

[variate]

Can you be horny while horny?

[ serious question ]

[incelligent]

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[SIMON!!!!]

That may... Potentially... be the case

That is... If we're goin' off the definitions people're givin' me... And there are two so far? Merp, that I've been told.

[...he]

Of which I have been informed.

[variate]

[ from what people have been saying ]

Then there's just one question.
If you say that you're horny, which one do you actually mean?

[incelligent]

I just won't say it!

[angry muttering]

Because!!! Because

[He'd be too ashamed-]

I don't happen to have any horns.

[variate]

Would you be more comfortable if you did?

[incelligent]

Uh, I dunno?

I've lived my whole life without 'em, but...

Maybe if they gave me special powers or somethin'.

[variate]

Sure.
We could make a pair. It's like cosplay.

[incelligent]

Cosplay?

[...He's never heard that term.]

Is that like a costume party... Roleplayin' game?

[makes the sign of the cross]

[variate]

Yeah, pretty much.
Usually it's really elaborate.

[ he's the last person that should be explaining this. where's Futaba? ]

[incelligent]

Oh! That sounds kinda cool, actually. I'm better at painting and carving than makin' clothes, but.

Seems fun!

[Very up his alley. Rip.]

[variate]

How hard can sewing be?

[incelligent]

Patch-ups are different than doin' an entire costume, bud.

I've done my fair share of repairs on wears and tears n' things, but like, makin' an outfit from scratch? And makin' it look neat?

[He sighs.]

Sounds like a pain in the rear end if ya ask me.