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[incelligent]

I've got a question.

CONFIRM/DENY:

Horny (adj.) The state of having or possessing horns, somewhere on the person of someone or something.
Example: That big ol' rhinocerous right there? He's one horny guy.

P.S. Horn (n.) Not to be mistaken for a horned instrument. Think 👿 not 🎺
P.P.S. A rhinocerous or "rhino" for short is a mammal with thick skin and ivory tusks (horns) found in specific regions of my home world. For those of you who may not know what they are, here's a picture for reference. See what I mean? Big horny guys!

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Comments

[mrfuckwit]

well
it means when someone is aroused
sexually aroused

_{[ why did he respond to this message to quickly.. why did he have to clarify what kind of aroused.. anyway ]}

sorry
wasn't sure how you'd feel knowing you've been calling me "big aroused" this whole time
haha

[incelligent]

That's just

[HE KNOWS!!! HE ALREADY KNOWS]

dirty

​🤢🤮

blegh blargh

[SIMON BE MATURE]

God, why did you even let me call you that?

Am I just some kind of joke to you?

[mrfuckwit]

_{[ Yeah, it's dirty, but Akira doesn't really mind. ]}
it didn't bother me cause i knew you didn't mean it that way
i'll tell you if any miscommunication like that happens again

_{[ but then: ]}
you can still call me that if you want
we can stay it means someone who has horns
you know
like between us

i never said you were a joke
if anything, you've been nice to me and i appreciate that

1/2

[incelligent]

2/2

[incelligent]

How bout we settle for "Demon Boy"

?

[screams no no N O god no what are these feELINGS

palms sweaty heart spaghetti???]

It sounds less... Inappropriate.

[And wow, look at that:]

I appreciate your... Cordial understanding.


😈

[mrfuckwit]

that okay by me
i mean, that is what i am

blonde boy

[incelligent]

😡😡😡

[mrfuckwit]

no? you don't like it?
ponytail-kun
???

[incelligent]

I would prefer-

[He almost types "Supreme Ruler" but then erases it.]

hey yeah y'know what

ponytail is just fine

[mrfuckwit]

you sure?
like there isn't something that you actually *prefer?*
'cause i think ponytail is kind of cool

no

captain ponytail

oho even better
it has more coolness to it

[incelligent]

can we go with sgt

?

[JESUS CHRIST? SERGEANT PONYTAIL????]

[mrfuckwit]

yeah i mean if you want!! though that kinda long to say
sarge ponytail
sarge pony

gent pony

uh

COOOOOOL ponytail

yeah okay
sergeant ponytail

[incelligent]

[aAHHHH no omg he gets input on the nickname so it doesn't feel as dorky??? nOOOOOOO omg his heart]

Hahaha

[No he's doing the salute gesture on his end please stop him.]

Reportin' for duty! 🎖️

[mrfuckwit]

as long as i'm major sergeant db
for demon boy

_{[ always has to be better.. ]}

[incelligent]

[He doesn't say it, but he sure wouldn't mind reporting to you, Akira.

wow lmfao]

sure ok

works for me

👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

[mrfuckwit]

let's see
what should i order you around to do first...

_{[ oh boy here it comes.. ]}

[incelligent]

HEY

[mrfuckwit]

fufufu
okay okay
no orders

unless i tell you to go do something you really like
just for fun... do something for yourself!

what do you like to do for fun?

[incelligent]

[...Oh no. This is like Grace but even nicer? He doesn't feel like a loser or a dork.]

I like to paint? And work on my miniatures, and write my fantasy novel...

[And create worlds where he is the king.

The ruler of his own domain.]

I guess I like makin' stuff.

[Miraculously, he asks:]

What about you? Other than fighting, because... We both know how much you like that.

I know you said you liked to read before. And that you were good at school.

[mrfuckwit]

you didn't tell me you like to write.. only that you like fantasy stuff.. naturally, as a reader, i'd like to read it sometime

yeah that's really it
i like to take care of

_{[ Ah, shit. He can't really say that anymore. They're all gone. ]}

i liked being apart of a family when i was

_{[ Hm. ]}

we'll just say i like studying and fighting
really that's all there is to me
maybe eating food
i'm big on that

[incelligent]

Oh, well, um, nobody's ever read it before, so

[John had disappeared before he had gotten to.]

Did you say family?

[Oh no.

What is that weird, jittery feeling in his stomach? Are those butterflies? Shoot.]

And you like to take care of people.

I guess I do, too?

[LIAR tho he thinks he is telling the truth. What the really likes is feeling needed, feeling like the hero. Feeling like he won't be left behind because he is useful-]

I've always liked being part of a team.

[mrfuckwit]

if it's something personal i don't have to read it, but if you want it share it with someone, i'll read it

i only take care of the people that i think matter now

<sub>[ He'll leave it at that. And nowadays, he doesn't care about anyone, so.. he's sort of realizing how much his purpose and passion in life relied on things that don't exist anymore.

Not gonna panic, though. ]</sub>

maybe you can show me how to write a story sometime
i think i need some different hobbies

_{[ Something to maybe help him feel more lively again. ]}

[incelligent]

Oh no, that's not it! I'd love to. It's just that it's kinda long? Lotsa pages. I've been workin' on it for years now.

[He notes that soft little sentiment. Simon feels the same. It's hard to trust people right away.]

Sure! I'd like that. Sounds like fun!

You ever heard of a game called Chambers and Centaurs?

[mrfuckwit]

no
but i'd kick your ass at it

_{[ WOW SUCH CONFIDENCE ]}

and i'm a bookworm, remember? a lot of pages don't scare me.. bring it on 🔥

[incelligent]

[Simon lets out an actual chuckle at that. A real, natural laugh.

It's a sound he himself hasn't heard in a long time.]

No, it's not really about winning! Or well, sort of.

It's like writing a story, only with a big group of people! I mean, there's a dice and some rules and all that, but it's so much fun! I haven't really played in a while.

Think of it as a big game of make-believe? Sounds dorky, I know, but I swear!

It's the best. Especially with a good group.

[Wow. This feels nice.

Normal, even.]

I don't have it with me right now, but I hear that sometimes you just wake up with things from back home.

If that ever happens to me and my novel somehow magically appears, presto-change-o, you'll be the first to know.