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incelligent) wrote2021-02-22 08:50 pm
incelligent) wrote2021-02-22 08:50 pm
Entry tags:
SHITPOSTx20; OPEN
I've got a question.
CONFIRM/DENY:
Horny (adj.) The state of having or possessing horns, somewhere on the person of someone or something.
Example: That big ol' rhinocerous right there? He's one horny guy.
P.S. Horn (n.) Not to be mistaken for a horned instrument. Think 👿 not 🎺
P.P.S. A rhinocerous or "rhino" for short is a mammal with thick skin and ivory tusks (horns) found in specific regions of my home world. For those of you who may not know what they are, here's a picture for reference. See what I mean? Big horny guys!
[*This post is open for anyone and all voicetesting! Take it as an old Meadowlark network post with the simon.laurent handle, or anywhere on the interdimensional interwebs. Love you all! Hope you're staying safe.]
CONFIRM/DENY:
Horny (adj.) The state of having or possessing horns, somewhere on the person of someone or something.
Example: That big ol' rhinocerous right there? He's one horny guy.
P.S. Horn (n.) Not to be mistaken for a horned instrument. Think 👿 not 🎺
P.P.S. A rhinocerous or "rhino" for short is a mammal with thick skin and ivory tusks (horns) found in specific regions of my home world. For those of you who may not know what they are, here's a picture for reference. See what I mean? Big horny guys!
[*This post is open for anyone and all voicetesting! Take it as an old Meadowlark network post with the simon.laurent handle, or anywhere on the interdimensional interwebs. Love you all! Hope you're staying safe.]
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r u a troll? is this a cult thing??
[ does the girl from game of thrones get messages like these? why is everything glowy here? ]
if u want 2 collaborate u can contact my agent
[ her fake agent. she doesn't have one. ]
no subject
[Ironically, he is one of the two leaders of a child cult.]
Are you an actor or somethin' like that?
no subject
[ Mstly men, tbf. But that's like… a kind of human. ]
i'm a model/blogger/influencer.
[ Very multi-hyphenate! ]
S I M O N!!!!
Aren't those just, like, online diaries for moms?
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well i mostly use insta these days
IM SO SORRY LAKSJDF ASKJDF W H Y
[Not intentionally. It's just a drag from a kid who was born in 2002.]
Is that somethin' like Ribbit or Cooltalk?
[Ribbit is this universe's Reddit, I'm calling it now.]
'S a good thing you ended up on the Train then, because uh, no offense? But your day job sounds pretty lame.
I mean, how many pics can you take of yourself before wantin' to bonk your head against the wall? For me it's four.