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[incelligent]

I've got a question.

CONFIRM/DENY:

Horny (adj.) The state of having or possessing horns, somewhere on the person of someone or something.
Example: That big ol' rhinocerous right there? He's one horny guy.

P.S. Horn (n.) Not to be mistaken for a horned instrument. Think 👿 not 🎺
P.P.S. A rhinocerous or "rhino" for short is a mammal with thick skin and ivory tusks (horns) found in specific regions of my home world. For those of you who may not know what they are, here's a picture for reference. See what I mean? Big horny guys!

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Comments

[unkindled_madness]

Well, at that point Valvados is a princess.

But there's no reason she couldn't have been a prince.

1/2

[incelligent]

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2/2

[incelligent]

Yeah.

I mean, statistically speakin', yeah.

Totally.

[guess who is making a few... connections]

[unkindled_madness]

Statistically?

I suppose if you want to put it that way.

[incelligent]

Well, yeah! Factually speaking, if we were just goin' off sheer numbers here...

Maybe boys like girls and girls like boys, but... Seein' as how some things and emotions are pretty much universal, standard protocol but for feelings, y'see-

[Oh boy.]

It would make sense that some boys would like boys and then, therefore, some girls would like girls.

Right? Right.

[There's also more ways to identify than just boy or girl, but um, Simon has no idea.]

[unkindled_madness]

[Oh. He's new to this concept, too, isn't he? Sephiroth may not be a font of information here, but he knows a few things.]

You realize it's also possible to be interested in both, or neither.

Or, to act contrary to one's preference, in a given circumstance.

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[incelligent]

Whoa.

[You could theoretically like both, too. Or neither!

Standard law of combinations, really-]

True... that?

[Guess who is gonna sit in his room and think about all of this for far too long.]

Thanks for the information mister... Um.

Sephiroth.

[The next bit would be mumbled haplessly if any of this were in person:]

I guess I learned a lot today.

[unkindled_madness]

Glad I could be of assistance.

[Well, he didn't mind it at least. Got to talk about books some. Became a supervillain. A decent conversation.]