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incelligent) wrote2021-02-22 08:50 pm
incelligent) wrote2021-02-22 08:50 pm
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SHITPOSTx20; OPEN
I've got a question.
CONFIRM/DENY:
Horny (adj.) The state of having or possessing horns, somewhere on the person of someone or something.
Example: That big ol' rhinocerous right there? He's one horny guy.
P.S. Horn (n.) Not to be mistaken for a horned instrument. Think 👿 not 🎺
P.P.S. A rhinocerous or "rhino" for short is a mammal with thick skin and ivory tusks (horns) found in specific regions of my home world. For those of you who may not know what they are, here's a picture for reference. See what I mean? Big horny guys!
[*This post is open for anyone and all voicetesting! Take it as an old Meadowlark network post with the simon.laurent handle, or anywhere on the interdimensional interwebs. Love you all! Hope you're staying safe.]
CONFIRM/DENY:
Horny (adj.) The state of having or possessing horns, somewhere on the person of someone or something.
Example: That big ol' rhinocerous right there? He's one horny guy.
P.S. Horn (n.) Not to be mistaken for a horned instrument. Think 👿 not 🎺
P.P.S. A rhinocerous or "rhino" for short is a mammal with thick skin and ivory tusks (horns) found in specific regions of my home world. For those of you who may not know what they are, here's a picture for reference. See what I mean? Big horny guys!
[*This post is open for anyone and all voicetesting! Take it as an old Meadowlark network post with the simon.laurent handle, or anywhere on the interdimensional interwebs. Love you all! Hope you're staying safe.]
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Why do you assume everyone has one?
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I'm pretty sure that's how people become supervillains.
[the dramatic Irony in this statement i-]
And even they've got their loyal henchies!
[Henchmen. Just say henchmen! Then again... Henchpeople? Henchies does seem fairly gender neutral.]
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So now I'm a supervillain.
Noted.
[Sephiroth no.]
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[HE IS JOKING...]
Sorry. Was that, like, mean?
I still think it's a cool name, for the record.
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[He is... also joking...]
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[He thinks, for a moment.]
...Sam? Oh, heck no. You're hearin' it too, right?
Sephiroth is way cooler.
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[lol]
And one would think heroes ought to have the grandest names.
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Now that you mention it, they usually sound pretty boring. I mean, King Arthur? Like yeah, the whole sword in the stone bit is pretty sweet, you got me there...
But the name leaves a little somethin' to be desired. I'm pretty sure there was an Arthur in my kindergarten class and all he did was eat paint all day.
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Still, perhaps I should be careful now of noble-hearted people whose names begin with A.
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Who wouldn't want to have an arsenal of fire-breathing mythical creatures at his every beck and call? I'd totally take on the kooky name if it meant also havin' access to all of that. Plus, it's the kinda name you'd never forget!
Sounds like a win-win to me.
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[He would have also pointed out that dragons aren't mythical, but he's come to the conclusion that they're long extinct on Earth. People here do seem to think they're mythical.]
Although some versions of the story have it that he's in fact a cursed princess... It always seemed to me a rather clumsy way of forcing a happy ending for all the characters involved.
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Yeah, that seems like a major cop-out.
[There are dragons on the Train, too, though technically they're also nulls.
So not real, according to Grace and Simon.]
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If he's to be the villain, then let him be a villain. It's only a story, so it can be that clear-cut.
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Guys have plenty of bad days, too.
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I think the author was simply narrow-minded. In that version, the former dragon king winds up with Alfred.
But you may have a point.
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[HOLD ON THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION-]
So the boys both end up together?
[...Not a judgment just.
A slow realization that is um. A possibility.]
Like they're the ones tying the knot? Or, ridin' into the sunset, meep
[why is he blushing aSLFJ]
Whichever.
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But there's no reason she couldn't have been a prince.
1/2
2/2
I mean, statistically speakin', yeah.
Totally.
[guess who is making a few... connections]
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I suppose if you want to put it that way.
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Maybe boys like girls and girls like boys, but... Seein' as how some things and emotions are pretty much universal, standard protocol but for feelings, y'see-
[Oh boy.]
It would make sense that some boys would like boys and then, therefore, some girls would like girls.
Right? Right.
[There's also more ways to identify than just boy or girl, but um, Simon has no idea.]
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You realize it's also possible to be interested in both, or neither.
Or, to act contrary to one's preference, in a given circumstance.
asdfjaldfj
[You could theoretically like both, too. Or neither!
Standard law of combinations, really-]
True... that?
[Guess who is gonna sit in his room and think about all of this for far too long.]
Thanks for the information mister... Um.
Sephiroth.
[The next bit would be mumbled haplessly if any of this were in person:]
I guess I learned a lot today.
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[Well, he didn't mind it at least. Got to talk about books some. Became a supervillain. A decent conversation.]