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[incelligent]

I've got a question.

CONFIRM/DENY:

Horny (adj.) The state of having or possessing horns, somewhere on the person of someone or something.
Example: That big ol' rhinocerous right there? He's one horny guy.

P.S. Horn (n.) Not to be mistaken for a horned instrument. Think 👿 not 🎺
P.P.S. A rhinocerous or "rhino" for short is a mammal with thick skin and ivory tusks (horns) found in specific regions of my home world. For those of you who may not know what they are, here's a picture for reference. See what I mean? Big horny guys!

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Comments

[antihistamine]

only humans can b trolls!!

[ Mstly men, tbf. But that's like… a kind of human. ]

i'm a model/blogger/influencer.

[ Very multi-hyphenate! ]

S I M O N!!!!

[incelligent]

Soooo you... Run a blog? Oh, barf.

Aren't those just, like, online diaries for moms?

[antihistamine]

[ auggghhh!! is this a callout??? ]

well i mostly use insta these days

IM SO SORRY LAKSJDF ASKJDF W H Y

[incelligent]

What's insta?

[Not intentionally. It's just a drag from a kid who was born in 2002.]

Is that somethin' like Ribbit or Cooltalk?

[Ribbit is this universe's Reddit, I'm calling it now.]

'S a good thing you ended up on the Train then, because uh, no offense? But your day job sounds pretty lame.

I mean, how many pics can you take of yourself before wantin' to bonk your head against the wall? For me it's four.