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[incelligent]

UN: SIMONISCOOL


"Greetings, fellow traveler! You've reached Simon Laurent. If I can't come to the phone right now, I'm probably doing somethin' super cool and totally awesome- Like workin' on my fantasy novel, hehe! Leave me a message and I juuuust might get back to ya. Later!"

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i don't even know what to cw: this nudity ig

[incelligent]

[Simon should really be paying more attention to the literal threat that's being uttered so openly, but he finds himself distracted by those stupid butterflies in his stomach and the sight of Akira's naked body, which he only realizes he's been staring at a few seconds after the fact. In ratboy's defense, the other teen really doesn't seem to give a damn, and truth be told, he's never seen the human form in all it's native splendor, not a day in his life. Hell, Simon hasn't even given himself a good once-over in the mirror, ever. ]

Yeah, being alive's cool, I guess.

[He swallows hard, STILL S T A R I N G like a fooL!!!! Only to turn his head away when timidly tucking a blond strand of hair behind his ear.]

Thanks for not rippin' my throat out.

[Simon draws a hand to his chest- Shit. He didn't realize that by agreeing to this little bonding exercise he... Essentially left himself completely open to attack from very real danger.]

I guess bath time's over, then...?

[look at him... waiting for akira to leave so he doesn't have to expose his pasty undercarriage to anyone ever bc nOOOOOO the huMiLIATION]

cw: gore

[mrfuckwit]

_{[ Good thing Akira is still towel drying his hair and oblivious to any staring. He's also a blockhead, so. He probably wouldn'tb have noticed anyway. ]}

Oh.. I wouldn't have done that. That's not how I would have done it..
I would have punched through you and grabbed your heart.

_{[ UM... ]}

And crushed it. Or..

_{[ He finally tugs the towel off of his head and wrings it out.. wow.. did he really have to wring it out that tightly and flex his muscles that hard in the process..?? ]}

My personal favorite is ripping an enemy in two and seeing how evenly they can be split.

_{[ AH ... he sounds like such a villain..! His tone lightens up considerable as he looks over at Simon. ]}

Whoa.. sorry. I just.. I get into it. I really like fighting. I've never done anything like that to a human.. and even though a demon's biology varies and is incredibly different, they typically have the same vital organs.

[incelligent]

[this is one of those moments where simon realizes it's been a long time since he's touched somebody bc... why does the heart thing almost sound romantic r i p

The brief mention of violence both excites and terrifies him. Other than the zombies at the beach, who had happened to creep up on him while he was having a particularly difficult crying fit, he hasn't felt the joy of victory from a good fight in ages. As messed up as Simon is, even he knows that this is highly abnormal, so he just keeps it to himself.]

So they're the same on the inside even though on the outside they're all big and monster-y?

[he means demons... ofc]

[mrfuckwit]

Mm, yeah, for the most part. The entrails I've seen looks similar. There's differences, but minor ones. Their exterior is usually what is the biggest difference.

_{[ he's talking like its explaining the weather.. ]}

You should know that by now after seeing my Devilman form so many times.

[incelligent]

But...

[look look look fuCK for once is thinking he is coNeCCTING the dOTS-]

You're also a person.

You're both.

[mrfuckwit]

.. Yeah? That's sort of the difference. Amon tried to also possess my consciousness but couldn't. I have his biology and instincts but not his personality and soul.

_{[ He's noticing that light bulb going off. ]}

What about it? I've explained it to you before.

[incelligent]

[Strange, to think something so hideous on the outside could be the same on the inside. Simon, however, doesn't completely buy it. Sure, they may have the same kinds of organs, but there must be some kind of size ratio. The heart has to be bigger, for example, to sustain a monstrosity like that.

He bristles, slightly-]

I know.

[It wouldn't change how he viewed his only friend here. Akira is whatever part, whatever tiny percentage-]

So you like to fight, and demons and humans both look gross when you slice right through 'em.

Got it.

[Still human after all.

Casually, with an odd sort of nonchalance, Simon reaches for a towel and begins to dry off his own hair.]

Did you like it?

[The question is asked while Simon's eyes are closed. Akira will be able to hear the sounds of the blond shuffling the towel over his head.]

[mrfuckwit]

_{[ It’s a strange topic to have, but Akira doesn’t mind the curiosity. The questions that Simon is asking are becoming unsettling and it makes Akira think for a moment. ]}

Well.
Yeah. I did. But it’s not something I could have ever done without Amon’s fusion to my body. He gave me a confidence I didn’t have.. and a delight for blood that sometimes I can’t help.

Besides.

They weren’t people anymore, Simon. They were demons that had succeeded in completely possessing a person and turning them into monsters that had become cold and ruthless.

_{[ Akira scrunches his nose, uncomfortable. ]}

Ugh. Why am I defending them? Mankind as a whole isn’t worth saving anymore. People can be even more terrible than demons and that is what I first hand witnessed. I sacrificed my body for nothing in the end.

[incelligent]

[Why, yes.

They certainly can be.]

For someone who says he hates humans, you sure do care about them an awful lot.

[Simon looks over his shoulder, though his expression is...

Well, blank.]

Just somethin' I noticed.

[mrfuckwit]

_{[ Quickly: ]}

I care about the ones that matter.
There’s a difference.

[incelligent]

[Simon's expression changes here, some softness returning.

He knows that sentiment well.]

Well, sure ya do.

You just can't trust everybody.

[He shrugs, almost moving to get up but... waiting for Akira to turn away ASDLFKJASKFJ so he won't See Anything]

They've gotta prove their worth first.

[mrfuckwit]

That’s exactly it.
Why else would I invite you here with me?

It was a test, and you passed.

_{[ 🎉]}

You actually came with me. You didn’t mind being vulnerable with me even if it’s a different experience for you. It showed loyalty to me.

I already thanked you, so I don’t have to say it again.

_{[ oohhh cagey boy is starting to make his exit, tsun tsun tsun ]}

[incelligent]

[cagey boy is making his exit, so that means that... pasty boy can finally raise himself from the bath

cue some blushy and unintelligible mumbling, before the muffle utterance of:]

But I wanna make the honor roll...

[nERD ALSKDJLF]