[The door flies open and a face appears behind it, startling Simon, who lets out a high pitched shriek squeakity squeak ratboy before stepping backwards. Though the noodley boy wobbles a little, he tries to salvage whatever bravado he has left by asserting his dominance...]
S-state your purpose, intruder!
[He pulls out the first cylindrical ""weapon"" he's able to salvage from Simon's Collection of Recently Looted Goods™ which happens to be a... toothbrush.]
i was gonna make it a tampon
squeakity squeak ratboybefore stepping backwards. Though the noodley boy wobbles a little, he tries to salvage whatever bravado he has left by asserting his dominance...]S-state your purpose, intruder!
[He pulls out the first cylindrical ""weapon"" he's able to salvage from Simon's Collection of Recently Looted Goods™ which happens to be a... toothbrush.]